Vampire on Aisle 6 (2026)

SERIES PREMIERE LUKA CLAIMS TO BE A VAMPIRE. HE’S TRAPPED IN A MASCOT-THEMED SUPERSTORE, THE SUN WON’T SET FOR ANOTHER TEN HOURS, AND HE’S JUST MADE HIS FIRST KILL. After being bitten by a mysterious man at the end of an unfortunate week, Luka begins experiencing vampiric symptoms including a newfound bloodlust, a shattered reflection, and an unwillingness to go outside. His life begins unravelling, but not to worry: It’s All Just Meat!