Neil Gaiman Dangerous Alphabet

"Two children, treasure map in hand, and their pet gazelle, sneak out of their house, past their father and into a world beneath the city, where monsters and pirates roam. Will they find the treasure? Will they make it out alive? The Dangerous Alphabet is a tale of adventure, piracy, danger, and heroism told in twenty-six alphabetical lines - although even the alphabet is not to be relied upon here!"