Money Shot The F* Offs (2026)

It had to happen! In the grand tradition of Secret Wars, Crisis of Absolute Proportions, and Battle of the Network Stars comes a massive cosmic crossover! A strange force has returned after millennia to gather the finest champions from across the galaxy to compete in grand games. But there's no fighting here. No, this is THE F%CK OFFS! Some will win! Some will lose! And everyone will come! From the geniuses of debauchery, Tim Seeley, Patton Oswalt, and Garth Graham, comes the horniest arc of Money Shot yet.

There's been a murder at the F*CK OFFS and the XXX-plorers are the prime suspects! Now, they'll need to reunite with old bang buddies, both to compete in the games, and to find the real penetrator! Err--perpetrator!

Who framed the XXX-plorers for murder? More importantly, can they last long enough in the F*CK OFFS competition to find out, especially as all their best bangs from the past take part?

The XXX-plorers have discovered the secret identity of the mysterious Announcer of the F**k-Offs! Now they have to outmaneuver a mind-liquifying god while maneuvering under their sexy competitors! And who are all these snail worshipping weirdos pursuing them? Tim Seeley, Patton Oswalt and Garth Graham team up to bring you more of the sexiest tale of science ever told!