How to Speak Zombie

"(W) Steve Mockus, (A) Travis Millard Like Farts: A Spotter's Guide in size and format, this is a sound book. The concept is that it teaches you how to 'speak zombie' and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want (in this case, NEED) to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. The book will feature 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds, including a large 'Braaaaaains' button that you can hit if you panic. 'Braaaaaains' is an all-purpose zombie phrase, and it'll get you out of any tight situation. "