How the Trump Stole Christmas

"It might be an orange Christmas this y-WRONG! We're going to have a gold Christmas! We have a new cover, the best cover, a cover that is...is just incredible, it's incredibly gold. The fake news media probably won't even report this cover, or they'll tell you it's orange, but you know the truth. We are going to have gold foil editions available, and it'll be so easy to get one, believe us."