HARLEY QUINN & POWER GIRL (2015)

"Hey, remember the panel gutter between panels 3 and 4 of page 20 of HARLEY QUINN #12? What? You DON'T? It's only, like, the most memorable panel gutter of the twenty-first century. Well, either way, have we got the miniseries for you, in which the full tale of that momentous and momentary pause can be told! It's a cosmic adventure beyond your wildest imaginings: Power Girl and Harley Quinn, stranded in a forgotten dimension, on the homeworld of the amorous warlord Vartox! They'll sacrifice anything they have to in order to get home except their dignity! Kidding! That'll be the first thing to go. "

"Vartox is a totally creepy and super macho space dictator - though he is terrible fond of Power Girl. Harley and Power Girl are not terribly fond of him. Violence and shenanigans begin in 3 2 1 "

"Power Girl and Vartox are finally face-to-face unfortunately, it's the terrifying Dark Vartox, corrupted by an ancient cosmic evil! And good lord, what has it done to his nipples?!"

"Love is in the air-or maybe that's just cologne? Vartox's dreams of making Power Girl his bride may be coming true but nothing ever goes smoothly with Harley around! Or, for that matter, with the threat of a galaxy-crushing dictator hanging over their heads!"

"The battle against Oreth Odeox reaches its climax-and so does WAIT WAIT NO STOP RIGHT THERE!"

"It's here! The epic finale of the miniseries that changed everything you thought you knew about the gutter between panels 3 and 4 of page 20 of HARLEY QUINN #12 (whew)! Worlds will live! Worlds will explode real good! And don't miss the most spectacular wedding of the last million light years! (NOTE: Light years are not a measurement of time -Editor)"