Harley Quinn (2021)

IS THIS THE END OF BATQUINN?! Solicitation Harley here--you ain't gonna believe this! The shadowy secret leader of the Harley Quinn Revenge Squad? Well, it's none other than ****************! That's right, can you believe it?! *************! Not in my wildest dreams would I ever have imagined that **************** would be behind it. Why, it's enough to make me say @&#$%! Ahhh! I'm so angry I could eat a table! I can't believe it! What the #$@%^! #$@#*^$&#%#$@%^#$@%^#@$%@#! (?_?)

CHAOS IN THROATCUTTER HILL! Ahh, finally time for a nice relaxing—what the heck?! I just got my life back to normal, and now the whole city is gettin' torn apart by prehistoric plants, poisonous pollen, and ahhh...dangit, I ran outta P words for alliteration, so uhhh...terrible treeoids? I got a bad feeling my one true love, Poison Ivy, is behind alla this. I guess I gotta get my butt down to City Hall stat!

HARLEY, GET YOUR GIRL! Hey look! 6-7!!! 6-7!!! 6-7!!! Eh? Ehhhh???? See, I can be hip! I got layers--I'm nuanced! Speaking of which, it's about time that I have a long overdue heart-to-heart with the love of my life, Poison Ivy. All that's standing between us is a city-sized jungle full of Swamp Thing's prehistoric cousins. Good thing I brought my trusty Harley-machete! Saddle up, buckeroo; I gotta get my Pammy, and you're coming with me!!

THE PITTSTAIN! My rockin' bod is majorly busted after the events of my latest gallivant around town, but what was supposed to be a nice time of relaxing and recovering at th' hospital has turned into a fiasco of the highest degree! I got a killer out for my head, and I'm still hooked up to an IV! My life is on the line, and I don't think any doctors are gonna be able to help this time! This hospital sucks! Somebody get my lawyer, Rev. Carl Booger Jr., down here stat--I'm gonna sue!

BEWARE THE SINISTER TREADS OF COUNT TRUCKULA! Get your garlic, get your fans, get your fainting couches, get your diesel-infused wooden stakes! This is a real jam-packed jamboree of jam bam, thank you ja'ams! First up, we got the long-awaited reunion of me and the love of my life, Poison Ivy! That's right, we've been teasing this out for a long time, and you won't want to miss it! But that's not all! My one-time enemy, now friend, Convoy the Entruckulated Man, has been bitten by a Dracula and transformed into a Count Trucukula! It's up to ya girl, Harley von Hel- Quinn, to stuff a bunch of garlic up his nose and make him sneeze out them fangers or whatever you do with vampiroids! It's a Dracula of a good time, I guarantee it!