GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS (2014)

"RYAN BROWNE's (THE MANHATTAN PROJECTS, BEDLAM) farcical cult-sensation returns with a new story perfect for new readers! A NASA funded group of arrogant 'super people' must stop a rash of farmers that have been using rocket-powered silos to launch themselves into outer space! As these Astro-Farmers fire themselves all over the galaxy, NASA must utilize their every resource (a guy with a ghost-cow head, a bunch of magic bears, and a Chicago cop with robot arms) to avoid an intergalactic incident!"

"The best comic that your mom probably won't want to read just got bester! With an army of space crabs about to launch, we take a second to look back and reflect on why those darn space crabs are so crabby! CRABS!"

"The awkward name-calling and gentle smooching of anthropomorphic superheroes just got awkwardly smoochier! Muggings continue to transpire at an alarming rate! Someone better call the Anti-Mugger!"

"The invasion of King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger's space crab army is about to begin! I sure hope all those crappy NASA 'superheroes' are ready to save the Earth. Oh, spoiler alert-THEY AREN'T!"

"Behold the mind-blastin' conclusion to the first GHA story arc! The space crab invasion is here!!! Can the Power Person Five stop the sea life armada? Flying whales? FLYING WHALES!!!!!"

"Part one of a brand new story arc! King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger's invasion of Earth is in full swing and all hope seems lost! Good thing some new cosmic strangers just showed up with space maces!"

"What're we gonna do without Star Grass? It's about 'time' someone did something to fix that problem."

"Flagrant misuse of the time-traveling 'Cosmo-Chair' leads to some extremely stupid dumbness of the stupidest order."

"Get ready for some hot king-on-king action! As the action intensifies, 'dem burgers be flying like crazy, dawg!"

"To be announced."