DEADPOOL (2009)

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON King Variant by TBA 'MAGNUM OPUS,' PART 1 OF 4-Special Crossover with Thunderbolts! Deadpool unleashes his most insane plan yet: a full-on assault against Norman Osborn! As Deadpool storms his way to the top of Avengers Tower, Osborn is forced to pull out all the stops to save his own skin - and that means deploying the brand new Thunderbolts! Plug your ears, kids - this is gonna be loud! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'MAGNUM OPUS,' PART 3 OF 4-Tie-in to 'DARK REIGN', SPECIAL CROSSOVER WITH THUNDERBOLTS! Love is in the air - but so are a whole lotta bullets! Is Black Widow really falling for Deadpool, or is she using her feminine wiles to bamboozle our questionable hero? Here's a hint: her name is Black Widow! Don't do it, Wade! MAGNUM OPUS, the shoot-'em-up romp of the year, revs toward its conclusion as Deadpool pulls an ace from up his sleeve. Enter: TASKMASTER! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'BULLSEYE,' PART 1 OF 3-Norman Osborn is through playing around with Deadpool-it's time to send in the big guns. The big, crazy guns that never, ever miss. He may be wearing a new costume, but he's still the same ol' psychopath 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON DARK REIGN TIE-IN 'BULLSEYE,' Part 2-Okay, that was unexpected. Bullseye has learned some new tricks since the last time they met! But now it's Deadpool's turn to go on the offensive and there's nobody more offensive than Deadpool! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 60s DECADE VARIANT by TBA 'BULLSEYE,' Part 3 As the chaos and wanton destruction of their continued battle reaches critical mass, both Deadpool and Bullseye come to the same realization: They don't want this to end! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SHAWN CRYSTAL Covers by JASON PEARSON Deadpool #13 70th Frame Variant by TBA 'Wave of Mutilation,' Part 1 & 2 Deadpool has ceased to exist, he's given his good-byes, he's driven his car into the ocean. They'll think he's dead, but he'll sail away. Then, he becomes a pirate! 32 PGS. (each) /Parental Advisory $2.99 (each)"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SHAWN CRYSTAL Covers by JASON PEARSON Deadpool #13 70th Frame Variant by TBA 'Wave of Mutilation,' Part 1 & 2 Deadpool has ceased to exist, he's given his good-byes, he's driven his car into the ocean. They'll think he's dead, but he'll sail away. Then, he becomes a pirate! 32 PGS. (each) /Parental Advisory $2.99 (each)"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'WANT YOU TO WANT ME,' PART 1 Now that he knows that a pirate's life isn't for him, Deadpool's now starting to seriously question this whole 'mercenary' thing. Maybe there's something else he could do with his life. He doesn't know what that could be, but then he turns on the television, and he knows exactly where he needs to be, and who needs him most. Hello, San Francisco! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'Want You to Want Me,' Part 2-Deadpool is convinced that, after years of gun-for-hire work, he has found his true calling: He's going to be an X-Man! One problem, though: they don't want him! And can you blame them? Wade's just as likely to fire on his friends as his enemies! But Cyclops is smart enough not to get on Deadpool's bad side. He has a plan to keep Deadpool both close enough to monitor and far enough away so that no one gets hit by the shrapnel. But Deadpool has a plan, too 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'WANT YOU TO WANT ME' Part 3 (of 4)-Somebody might want to check on whether hell has just frozen over, because guess what ? Deadpool has just joined the X-Men! TIE-IN TO 'NATION X'! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON TIE-IN TO 'NATION X' 'WANT YOU TO WANT ME,' PART 3-Cyclops thought he knew how volatile, unpredictable and ultimately destructive Deadpool could be. That's why, rather than allowing him to enter Utopia, he instead assigned Domino to monitor the would-be X-Man's actions in San Francisco -- keep him close, but at a safe distance. But with Deadpool, there's no such thing as a 'safe distance' and Cyclops is about to find out that Deadpool has a plan to do something so heinous that it could destroy all of Utopia! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON 'WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN,' PART 1 The X-Men? Pfft! Not really Deadpool's style. Though he's still committed to doing this 'hero' thing, Wade's more of a 'lone wolf' kinda guy, out there doing his own thing. Y'know thwp-thwp. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by JASON PEARSON 'WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN,' PART 2 Deadpool and Spider-Man team up (yes, team up) to combat the unstoppable killing machine known as Hitman Monkey! Yes, Hitman Monkey. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON Deadpool and Spidey square off against one of the deadliest foes either of them has ever faced, Hitman Monkey! But can Deadpool do what it takes to rid New York of this terrifying new menace, or will he wilt under Hitman Monkey's soulful gaze? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by PACO MEDINA Cover by JASON PEARSON IRON MAN BY DESIGN VARIANT by MARKO DJURDJEVIC 'DO IDIOTS DREAM OF ELECTRIC STUPIDITY?' Somewhere in rural North Georgia, a brazen band of brigands have made the mistake of robbing Deadpool's bus, stagecoach-style. But en route to delivering a hefty comeuppance to these redneck rogues, Deadpool makes a 'shocking' discovery as will you, intrepid reader. Brace yourself for the introduction of Appalachia's own vilest of villains, the disgraceful WHITE LIGHTNIN'! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by JASON PEARSON Heroic Age Variant by TBA 'TRICKY,' PART 1 Deadpool's been described as many things over the years, but 'trendsetter'? That's a new one. Here he is, trying to get his hero on and guess what? Suddenly, everyone else is, too! Seems like everyone's wanting to jump on the Deadpool bandwagon lately, doesn't it? "

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by JASON PEARSON THE HEROIC AGE IS HERE! 'TRICKY,' PART 2 By now, you must realize that there's nothing that Deadpool would never do, right? 'Wrong,' you say? Well, guess what? Deadpool is now Weasel's sidekick. Deal with it. It's the Heroic Age! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by JASON PEARSON 'TRICKY,' PART 3 Wait-I thought Deadpool was trying to be a hero, sooo why is he teaming up with Grizzly to rob casinos? That's not very heroic. Oh, there's a twist? He's gonna do what?! That's not a twist, that's that's just twisted. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'Sinner-Sinner, Chicken Dinner' Deadpool's quest to become a hero isn't exactly going well, mostly because well, let's face it: Deadpool's just not a 'good guy.' He's done a lot of really bad stuff in the past, things that can't just be swept under the rug. But what if he was given the chance to do just that? What if he was given the chance to confront all of his past sins? What if Ghost Rider showed up in this book? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON Super Hero Squad Variant also available 'I'M YOUR MAN,' PART 1 This may be the Heroic Age and all, but the sad fact is that sometimes the good guys, in order to do good, have to do some things that are very bad. And when they do, well that's when they hollah atcha boy. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON Vampire Variant by TBA 'I'M YOUR MAN,' PART 2 Uh-oh. Sooo it looks like maybe somebody got talked into doing something for someone who wasn't who they said they were. And now the person who really is that person is kinda mad. Well, really mad, actually. But that's okay because Deadpool is totally gonna fix this. Just like he always does. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON I'M YOUR MAN, Part 3 (of 3)-DOCTOR BONG? Are you SERIOUS?! Wow, this whole team up with the former Captain America to fight terrorists has really gone off the rails and Steve Rogers -- the REAL Steve Rogers - isn't happy about it. But that's okay because Deadpool has a plan to make everything right again. Well, not really a plan -- more like an idea, really -- but mostly just some random one-liners and A WHOLE LOTTA GUNS. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by BONG DAZO Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'I Rule, You Suck,' Part 1 (of 2) Deadpool blowing away vampires-how @#$%ing cool is that?! Wait he's not blowing away vampires? He's protecting vampires? That doesn't sound cool at all. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by BONG DAZO Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'I Rule, You Suck,' Part 2 (of 2) These Draculas just don't know when to quit! Deadpool's already shown them they're no match for his kill-skills, yet they continue to step to him. Are they just suckers for punishment, or are they setting him up? Silly draculas tricks are for Deadpool! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SHELDON VELLA Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'SEND IN THE CLOWNS' Did you hear? Deadpool's done, outta the merc game. But there's a new player in town, and this cat is baaaad. He's got crazy space-guns, an intergalactic hooptie, and a rep that's getting bigger by the day and just about the coolest name ever. And he's here on earth to let everybody know starting with Deadpool! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'SPACE ODDITY,' PART 1-Deadpool, everyone's favorite fun-loving killer-for-hire, is back in business, taking on a new gig - in space! Will this job cement his rep as the best merc in the solar system, or will things like lack of oxygen and zero-gravity throw him off his game? One word: Maybe! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by Daniel Way Penciled by Carlo Barberi Cover by DAVE JOHNSON Captain America 70th Anniversary Variant Cover by ED McGUINNESS 'Space Oddity,' Part 2 of 3 Deadpool, intent on re-establishing his rep as the best there is at what he does, has taken on his biggest gig yet: he's gonna kill a planet! Well, not quite a planet. Introducing: Id the Selfish Moon! You're gonna hate this guy. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'SPACE ODDITY,' CONCLUSION Okay, so Round One of Deadpool's epic battle with the bizarre intergalactic entity known as Id the Selfish Moon didn't exactly go as planned but then again, with Deadpool involved does anything ever go as planned? With his reputation on the line, it's now time for Deadpool to put up or shut up. Guess which one he's not gonna do? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SHELDON VELLA Cover by DAVE JOHNSON He's baa-aaack! No, not Deadpool (though he is back, from outer space)--Macho Gomez! And this time, he's brought friends. His friends? Nope...Deadpool's friends. And every single one of them has an axe to grind with our boy Wade for how he's treated them in the past. No, really--they have axes! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by BONG DAZO Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'OPERATION: ANNIHILIATION,' PART 1 The end begins here! Deadpool has now fixated on achieving the one thing that's always been beyond his reach-death. Not an easy thing for an un-killable man to achieve, but that's not gonna stop him from trying. But first, he must figure out the all-important question: How? What in the world can kill Deadpool? It has to be big. It has to be powerful beyond description. It has to be green? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by BONG DAZO Covers by DAVE JOHNSON 'OPERATION: ANNIHILATION,' PART 2 Uh-oh looks like Deadpool made a slight miscalculation. Sure, he wants to die-but he doesn't want to take down thousands of innocent people with him! It was almost impossible for Deadpool to convince Hulk to come after him-how the hell is he supposed to convince him to stop? 32 PGS.(each)/Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by BONG DAZO Covers by DAVE JOHNSON I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA Variant Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC 'OPERATION: ANNIHILATION,' PART 3 Uh-oh looks like Deadpool made a slight miscalculation. Sure, he wants to die-but he doesn't want to take down thousands of innocent people with him! It was almost impossible for Deadpool to convince Hulk to come after him-how the hell is he supposed to convince him to stop? 32 PGS.(each)/Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'Institutionalized' Part One After the fallout (nuclear and otherwise) of Deadpool's antics out in Arizona, the federal government is faced with an impossible question: What to do with Deadpool? Luckily, Deadpool's gamma-powered legal defense team provides an answer: Stick him in an institution! When you think about it, it might be the only solution - after all he really does need some professional help as well as protection from the enemy; himself. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Covers by DAVE JOHNSON 'Institutionalized,' Part 2 Surprising to no one but himself, Deadpool has found himself locked up in the psych unit of Crossmore Prison. Will therapy help Deadpool finally fix the loose wires in his head, or will the stress of incarceration drive him to a whole new level of craziness? Oh, and speaking of crazy guess who else is locked up in Crossmore? Here's a hint-his name rhymes with 'pool killer'. Which, coincidentally, is a pretty accurate description of what he intends to do. 32 PGS. (each)/Parental Advisory $2.99 (each)"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Covers by DAVE JOHNSON 'Institutionalized,' Part 3 Surprising to no one but himself, Deadpool has found himself locked up in the psych unit of Crossmore Prison. Will therapy help Deadpool finally fix the loose wires in his head, or will the stress of incarceration drive him to a whole new level of craziness? Oh, and speaking of crazy guess who else is locked up in Crossmore? Here's a hint-his name rhymes with 'pool killer'. Which, coincidentally, is a pretty accurate description of what he intends to do. 32 PGS. (each)/Parental Advisory $2.99 (each)"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by DAVE JOHNSON After a brief stint in a maximum-security mental institution, Deadpool is back on the streets and back on track, running headlong toward oblivion as fast as his little red feet can take him. But something causes him to stumble or, rather, someone. Guess what, True Believers? Deadpool's about to get a girlfriend! Unfortunately, she's a total psychopath and Deadpool finds her utterly repulsive-but that's not gonna stop her! Actually, nothing can stop her. Prepare yourselves for the most disturbing love story ever told!"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by Carlo Barberi Cover by DAVE JOHNSON 'You Complete Me,' Conclusion Uh, so yeah, it turns out Dr. Ella Whitby's obsession with Deadpool goes way more deeper than anyone could've imagined-even Deadpool. And his imagination, it has been said, is almost 'Bruckheimerian' in scope. How bad is it? For starters, she's been collecting his severed body parts for the last few years and has keeping them frozen in her apartment... 32 PGS. (each)/Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SALVADOR ESPIN Cover by NICK BRADSHAW Marvel Comics 50th Anniversay Variant by GREG HORN 'Evil Deadpool,' Part 1 What would happen if a collection of Deadpool's frozen, severed body parts were to be thrown into a dumpster and then, once thawed, fuse together to form a new--and totally evil--Deadpool? Well, we could tell you but it'd be way cooler if you read it for yourself! 32 PGS. (each)/Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by SALVADOR ESPIN Cover by NICK BRADSHAW 'Evil Deadpool' Part 2 The merc with a mouth is now the merc with a twin...an EVIL twin! Deadpool comes face to face with a?re-animated collection of his former body parts, and the bullets fly! Having ONE Deadpool running amok in New York City is bad enough, but TWO?! Someone has to stop this! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Deadpool is a terrorist?! That's how Captain America sees it, but Cap doesn't know there currently are two Deadpools in NYC--one who's totally evil and one well, one who's not quite as bad. How will our dubious hero clear his name, get Captain America to not despise him, defeat the most formidable enemy he's ever faced oh, and evade capture by international law enforcement? Uh, who said he does? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Deadpool is a terrorist?! That's how Captain America sees it, but Cap doesn't know there currently are two Deadpools in NYC--one who's totally evil and one well, one who's not quite as bad. How will our dubious hero clear his name, get Captain America to not despise him, defeat the most formidable enemy he's ever faced oh, and evade capture by international law enforcement? Uh, who said he does? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"• THE CONCLUSION OF EVIL DEADPOOL! • GUEST-STARRING CAPTAIN AMERICA! • SURPRISE ENDING, KICKING OFF NEXT MONTH'S 'DEAD' STORYLINE!"

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"Daniel Way (W) • Ale Garza (A) Cover By Dave Johnson • 'Pool's Epic 'Dead' Storyline Continues! • Deadpool Wants To Die Can He Make It Happen? • Will X-Force Stop Him Or Pull The Trigger? 32 Pgs./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"• Part 4 Of The Deadpool Epic, 'Dead'! • Deadpool Is Desperate To End It All! Will He Get His Wish? • Would Marvel Really Kill Off A Character With A Movie Rumored?!?"

"• Finale of epic DEAD storyline! • Does Deadpool get his wish and die? • Do you expect us to spoil the ending in a solicit?"

"• All-new storyline! • Just who is that under Deadpool's mask? • Guest-starring THE INTELLIGENCIA!"

"• Deadpool is beaten badly. • By the dumbest member of the Intelligencia. • Guest-starring Taskmaster!"

"• Wrapping up the 'Deadpool: Reborn' arc! • Will Deadpool and Taskmaster pull of their heist? • Will Trapster beat the glue out of this new Deadpool?"

"• Part one of 'BLACKLISTED!' • Deadpool vs. classic 'Pool persecutor, BLACK BOX!"

"• Part two of 'Blacklisted!' • The return of classic Deadpool Detractor, BLACK SWAN! • Will the now-killable assassin get assassin'd?"

"• First, 'Pool finishes off the Blacklist of Black Tom, Black Swan, and Black Box! • Then, more of his old adversaries return to haunt him Starting with Hit Monkey!"

"• First, 'Pool finishes off the Blacklist of Black Tom, Black Swan, and Black Box! • Then, more of his old adversaries return to haunt him Starting with Hit Monkey!"

"• Deadpool's nemeses take their revenge! • Wade comes to a terrible realization! • Daniel Way's epic run comes to a head!"

"• Deadpool's nemeses take their revenge! • Wade comes to a terrible realization! • Daniel Way's epic run comes to a head!"

"Written by Skottie Young Penciled by Ramon Perez Cover by Skottie Young Variant Cover by Skottie young The country is in the middle of an economic meltdown and everyone is feeling the burn, especially your favorite Merc with a Mouth. Deadpool realizes that there's no government bailout for super-powered mercenaries and when clients stop paying up, he's forced to do the unthinkable... Look for a job. Luckily, Galactus has a position open in the Herald department. Don't miss the face-melting final issue of the series that shook the comic book world to it's very core. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory "

"Written by TOM PEYER Penciled by JACOB CHABOT Cover by SKOTTIE YOUNG The voices in Deadpool's head hire him to do the dirtiest job of his career, but the mission is endangered when he's trapped in an elevator with The Watcher! How will being constantly watched affect Deadpool's mercenary skills? And will the Watcher be able to keep his sacred vow to not interfere in the affairs of men when Deadpool is really really really annoying? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by Rick Spears Art by PhilIP Bond Cover by Humberto Ramos Watch out Marvel U, the Bovine Blood Beast is back!' The Merc with a Mouth meets the 'The Cow with a Cape. Gaze in horror, dear reader, upon the fiendish experiments inflicted upon Deadpool and Bessie the Vampire Cow by the malevolent Dr. Kilgore in the name of mad science and bear witness to their terrible revenge! Nothing on earth can prepare you for the horror that lurks within these pages. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory "

"Written by SHANE McCARTHY Penciled by NICK DRAGOTTA Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS If it's crazy Kung Fu action you love then you've hit the jackpot! Deadpool and the Immortal Iron Fist grudgingly team up to put a stop to an ancient and villainous warlord. Iron Fist wants him captured, Deadpool wants him dead. Can the two work it out in time or will Deadpool have to take down Iron Fist as well just to secure his payday? Villainous villains, crazy Kung Fu and more yellow slippers than you can shake a stick at. This one's got it all! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by ROB WILLIAMS Penciled by MATTEO SCALERA Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS Asgard may be destroyed but will that stop no good mercenaries with much mouth and morally bankrupt archaeologists sifting through the wreckage looking for treasure? WE SAY THEE NAY!!! And is The Mighty Thor happy to find Deadpool pilfering from his hallowed halls? WE SAY THEE NAY!!! AGAIN!!! Still, there be Norse god treasure in them there rubbly hills, so what the hey. But some treasures are best left undisturbed. Particularly the ones containing evil, enormously powerful spirits imprisoned by Odin thousands of years hence. Definitely those ones. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory"

"Written by CULLEN BUNN Penciled by TOM FOWLER Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS Let me tell ya something, Ben Grimm! And when ol' Deadpool's yapping, you better listen and listen good! You may think you're fantastic! But if you're gonna walk that aisle and get in the ring, you're better off with me than against me! I'm all about limousines, fine-looking ladies and-woo!-championship belts! By my side under my tutelage you might just amount to something! When it comes to clobbering time it's time to go to school! And you can take that to the bank, brother, because what ya gonna do when Deapoolmania runs wild on you!?! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by JEFF PARKER Penciled by STEVE SANDERS Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS FACT! Humans and Gorillas share 98.4% of DNA structure! FACT! There is one man with the initials WW who may be even closer! FACT! There is an immortal gorilla at large in the world who used to be a man, still speaks like one, and fires all the same guns as that other man! FINAL FACT: A common enemy has decided to put these two hominids on each other's trail and the man-ape-hunt IS ON! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by JAMES ASMUS Penciled by MICAH GUNNELL Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS Deadpool has caused an incredible amount of destruction in his career and now it's time to pay the piper. Or in this case, the indestructible robot (and part-time insurance agent) Aaron Stack AKA Machine Man! The sexy android arrives with an ultimatum - either pay back the millions in damages OR start doing some mercenary work on behalf of Delmar Insurance. You'll never guess which one Deadpool picks! Plus, the creepy return of Puppet Master! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by FRANK TIERI Penciled by CHRIS STAGGS Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS Mr. X has traveled near and far and faced some of the best fighters the world has to offer. Years of training and mastery of various martial arts have turned him into one of the deadliest men alive. He's even beaten Wolverine, becoming one of the most dangerous members of his rogue's gallery. So... has any of this prepared him for what happens when the Merc with a Mouth is contracted to kill him? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by DAVE LAPHAM Penciled by SHAWN CRYSTAL Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS 'SOUL MATES' What happens when a group of evil frat boys get their hands on the soul of one very angry and very powerful half demonic sorceress named Satana? And what happens when the only person that desperate sorceress can find to help her on such short notice is our lovable and slightly deranged Deadpool? Well, telling you would be telling, but if you listen real hard you might hear the distant chimes of...wedding bells!? Be there for the event of the season as Deadpool and Satana team up to descend into the Mighty Marvel underworld. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by ROB WILLIAMS Penciled by MATTEO SCALERA Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS Heroic Age Variant by MATTEO SCALERA TEAM-UP WITH CAPTAIN BRITAIN - Special Relationship Cor Blimey guv'nor and, indeed, luv a duck. The fabled missing weapons haul of Captain Britain's old enemy Slaymaster has finally been discovered, which sends Deadpool, and every other mercenary with air miles to cash in, to jolly old England in pursuit of a VERY large payday. But Captain Britain isn't just going to let the deadly Slaymaster tech hit the open market. That just wouldn't be cricket."

"Written by IVAN BRANDON Penciled by SANFORD GREENE Cover by HUMERTO RAMOS IRON MAN BY DESIGN VARIANT by TBA A DAME TO GET KILLED FOR. When a widow hires Deadpool to avenge her husband and kill The Punisher, Wade Wilson follows a trail that leads him under the city of NY and headfirst into an army of monsters lead by the animated remains of his prey. What he finds is that FrankenCastle is already dead... but that doesn't make him any less deadly. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by CHRISTOPHER LONG Penciled by DALIBOR TALAJIC Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS 'HARD AS ROCK'-Off the coast of the Galápagos Islands, something hideous, something so deliciously amoral has vanquished the tranquility and shattered the peace - DEADPOOL! The legend no one can forget has been missing for years yes, we're talking about It! The Living Colossus, the 30-foot-tall stone statue brought to life by wheelchair-bound Robert 'Bob' O'Bryan. Enlisted by O'Bryan's niece, Deadpool takes a dive, plunging down to the ocean floor in search of the stone statue. But something more heinous than Deadpool's thoughts when he's watching lingerie football lurks in the ocean depths. And underwater, nobody can hear your hilarious one-liners! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by STUART MOORE Penciled by SHAWN CRYSTAL Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS 'GOOD BUDDIES' Get ready to hit the road with U.S. ACE, Marvel's truckin' hero! He's back behind the wheels of a big rig with an unlikely partner -- DEADPOOL -- and together they're puttin' the hammer down, ridin' the open road, and decapitatin' giant killer raccoons. Good times if they don't kill each other first! Featuring the working-class villainy of THE HIGHWAYMAN, and the world premiere of the chart-toppin' 'Ballad of U.S. Ace,' composed and performed by Wade Wilson. What part of 'Collector's Item' don't you understand? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by ADAM GLASS Penciled by CHRIS STAGGS Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS 'FREAK OUT' Deadpool gets his freak on when he's hired to bump off Ed McGrady -- a.k.a. 'Lobster Boy' -- the mayor of Freaksville, USA. But things get a little bit complicated when one of the Fallen decides to take over the town and, quite possibly, the rest of the world. Luckily for Deadpool, the Ghost Riders, Johnny Blaze and Danny Ketch, just happen to be in town too. It's the end of the world as we know it unless the Merc with a Mouth can play nice with the Spirits of Vengeance and send this demon back to hell in a hand basket. Which is harder than it might seem 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by MIKE BENSON Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS 'BRING ME THE HEAD OF MICKEY DOBBS'-Everyone's favorite Merc with a Mouth hacks and wisecracks his way across the Marvel Universe in this third ongoing series featuring a new guest-star every month! This month: the Zapata Brothers, brought to you by the creative team behind DEADPOOL: SUICIDE KINGS, Mike Benson and Carlo Barberi! What happens when you take the Regenerating Degenerate, a couple of Mexican wrestler bounty hunters, the South American drug cartel, and a one-million dollar bounty on the head of a guy who's already dead? You get a ride into the bowels of a Texas border town, where everyone is out for themselves and nothing is as it seems. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by FRED VAN LENTE Pencils by DALIBOR TALAJIC Cover by HUMBERTO RAMOS MERC WITH A MYTH! Stop rubbing your eyes, fanboy, they don't deceive you! Everyone's favorite Merc with a Mouth stars in a third on-going series, hacking and wisecracking his way across the Marvel Universe with a new guest-star every month! First up: when master assassin ARCADE and NIGHTMARE, Lord of the Dream Dimension, join forces to destroy Wade Wilson and THE INCREDIBLE HERCULES, they get more than they bargain for, taking on two of the MU's most irresponsible heroes! Drunken mayhem, bad jokes, and billions of dollars of property damage ensue! 32 PGS./Parental Advisory $2.99"

"Written by JASON AARON, MIKE BENSON, CHARLIE HUSTON, JOE KELLY, DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI & FRED VAN LENTE Penciled by KYLE BAKER, SHAWN CRYSTAL, SANFORD GREEEN, ROB LIEFELD, CHRIS STAGGS & DALIBOR TALIJIC Cover by DAVE JOHNSON Special SUPER-sized, ACTION-packed 104-page special to commemorate Deadpool's historic 900th issue! Wait, has it really been nine-hundred issues ? Who cares! If this collection of octane-infused stories by some of comics' hottest talent doesn't make you want to genuflect at the Altar of Wade, nothing will. Thrill as the Merc with a Mouth squares off against probe-happy aliens, trigger-happy mimes and one seriously unhappy fanman - and that's just half the book! Wince as Wade bares his soul (and lots more) to a shrink who's got major squirrels in his own attic. Thrill as he travels around the globe and then some to settle a childhood bet. And chill as C.S.I. investigators at a blood-splattered crime scene attempt to piece together why this particular 'unsub' needed battery cables, Crisco oil, three stacks of adult magazines and a live chicken to pull off the hit. 104 PGS./Parental Advisory $4.99"