Boneyard One Shot Begining

"Hey! Have you heard the news? BONEYARD IS BACK! And in a special, oversize issue, no less! Feeling inadequate next to Abbey's previous loves, Paris does what anyone would do: buy a self-improvement potion from Glump. How could that go wrong? Also, Abbey in a black mini-dress and thigh-high leather boots. We probably should've led with that. "