BAD DOG (2009)

"Even werewolves get the blues! Further 'adventures in bad taste' abound as Lou ponders the value of his life while Wendell tries to snap him out of his furry funk...by throwing him in front of a heavily armed militia! You like swearin'? You like drinkin'? You like shootin?! You LOVE Bad Dog!"

"As Lou seriously considers that he may be meant for something greater than chasing idiots around the southwest, he agrees to help the mysterious Deschain on 'Border Patrol.' But the Bad Dog may have bitten off more than he can chew when he discovers their targets aren't just illegal, they're inhuman!"

"story JOE KELLY art & cover DIEGO GRECO AUGUST 19 32 PAGES / FC $2.99 Lou is derailed from his quest to score the perfect bender when he finds himself face to face with the mysterious BAKER. Will a sweet job offer mark the end of Lou's existential crisis...or is he too *@^#$ drunk to notice? RETAILER WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES"

"'WHAT HAPPENS, STAY,' Part Two It's a Thanksgiving Miracle! Bad Dog's triumphant return! Lou and Wendell try to survive Vegas, Baker, and the evil Dairy Queen while Lou searches for the meaning of life in Milk."

"'WHAT HAPPENS STAY,' CONCLUSION Like all good trips to Vegas, this saga ends in tears and spilled milk. Spend your New Year in a pit of misery and mayhem with Lou and Wendell as they face down the Dairy Queen, her Well-Horned Lord, and Baker the raging jackhole."