AUTEUR (2014)

"Fresh off the biggest bomb in Hollywood history, disgraced and desperate producer Nathan T. Rex enters a downward spiral of drugs and depravity in a quest to resurrect his career and save his soul. Over budget and behind schedule on the latest installment of the horror franchise, PRESIDENTS DAY, T. Rex is backed into a corner by bad publicity, a crap project, and a jerk studio exec, but finds salvation at a strip club by huffing glue, and a chance encounter with cable news. Welcome to the most deranged, notorious, and hilarious comic of 2014! We apologize in advance."

"Notorious Hollywood producer, Nathan T. Rex aims to punch up the gore on his new horror film Presidents Day by hiring a real life serial killer as a 'murder consultant'. Hijacking the Darwin killer's legal defense, Rex spins the 'trial of the century,' into a mockery of justice, all in the name of Tinseltown glory!"

"What will unstoppable movie producer Nathan T. Rex do to get Hollywood's hottest ingenue to take off her top on film? Uncover the lurid truth behind the glitter of tinsel town! Be warned! This comic contains indigenous nudity, brutal violence, drug use, Cthulhu, and talking naughty bits! Weird feelings guaranteed!"

"With blood on his hands, romance in his heart, a film to finish, and a crap ton of dynamite, Rex begins rewriting his movie in a desperate attempt to change reality, but forcing life to imitate art is harder than it looks. Things get weird! Just keep telling yourself, 'It's only a comic!'"

"With his movie locked and Los Angeles nearly destroyed it's time to get the hell out of town. T-Rex and the gang are off to Vegas to celebrate with some fear and loathing. It's one last hallucinationatory hurrah as the doomsday clock ticks down to the premiere of Presidents Day!"