LAME OF THRONES FINAL BOOK SONG OF HOT AND COLD SC (C: 0-1-0

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"For nine years, readers have been waiting for George R.R. Martin to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Well, now he doesn't have to. From The Harvard Lampoon comes an outrageous, uproariously funny parody of Game of Thrones, in the tradition of Bored of the Rings and The Hunger Pains. Lame of Thrones takes you to Westopolis, where several extremely attractive egomaniacs are vying to be ruler of the realm and sit on the Pointy Chair. Jon Dough was a likely bet, but his untimely murder at the hands of his own men of the Night's Crotch has made that seem less likely. Will Dragon Queen Dennys Grandslam escape from her Clothkhaki captors and return to conquer the world? Or will she just get left in the desert counting grains of sand for the rest of the book? "