FOREST WARLORD VINYL FIG HIMALAYA ED (C: 0-1-1)

Description

"From Dragatomi. In the realm of the darkest dimension of magic and power of the earth's soil dwells The Forest Warlord. Since the dawn of prehistoric times a select few of the Bigfoot race were chosen by Mother Nature to become Forest Warlords, The ultimate guardians of the forest! Meditating for 20 million years in a secret forest fortress, a Warlord waits to emerge until humans encroach in the Warlord's sacred redwood territory. The Forest Warlords use nature magic from which they were born to teleport, time travel, control vegetation, communicate telepathically with plants and animals, and unleash thunder and lightning of fury against perpetrators. The Forest Warlord is the master of misanthropy and is here to right all wrongs against Mother Nature. All construction companies, bulldozers, loggers, and their CEO's and puppets shall feel the wrath of The Forest Warlord. The Forest Warlord 'Himalaya' stands at just over 11 inches of pure rock and roll primordial savagery. The Forest Warlord is ready to protect a forest near you!"